Next Run Sunday 1st February, 2026 

DETAILS OF NEXT RUN 295

Hares are Donga and Honeymoon

66 Kambora Avenue, Davidson. - Run starts at 4pm

                    NORTHERN BEACHES HASH HOUSE HARRIERS PREVIOUS RUN REPORT

                  NORTHERN BEACHES HASH RUN #294

                                    JANUARY 04, 2026

            HARES MAID MARION AND SCUD  -  LANE COVE

EVEN THE RAIN DOESN'T KEEP THEM AWAY FROM THE SCUD HOUSEHOLD WHEN THERE'S A RUN.

THERE WERE 24 FAITHFUL WHO TURNED UP TO DO A RUN/WALK AROUND THE LANE COVE BUSHLAND. AND THERE'S PLENTY OF THAT. SCUD HAD HANDLED THE RUN-SETTING UNDER THE WATCHFUL EYE OF THE GM. AND FOUND THAT CHALK DOES NOT LAST AFTER IT HAS BEEN RAINED UPON. BUT SET OFF WE DID ON THE SHORT/ MEDIUM/LONG WALK AND THE RUN (WHICH WAS THE SAME TRAIL AS THE LW), BUT STARBOARD DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW THAT, SO SHE DID ANOTHER 5 KM ON TOP OF THE 6 KM RUN. SOMETHING ABOUT GETTING LOST, I THINK. EVERYONE ELSE MANAGED TO COMPLETE THE TRAILS, ALTHOUGH A FEW WERE LATE ARRIVING BACK, CRUMPET, 3 SWIGS, MONGREL, NSOM AND WHITE RABBIT. CINDERELLA TRIED TO LOOK AS THOUGH HE WAS JUST CRUISING ALONG, BUT CUNNING LINGUIST KNEW BETTER, AS SHE REALLY WAS JUST CRUISING ON THE LONG RUNNERS.

ALL BACK AND HAPPY AND READY FOR THE CIRCLE, CALLED BY THE NEWLY APPOINTED GM, WHO FOUND A RAISED MOUNT FROM WHICH TO ADDRESS THE THRONG. THE RUN WAS JUDGED A 9.5 RUNNERS/LW AND A 10 S/WALKERS. CALICI COMPLAINED ABOUT THE AVERAGE SPEED THAT SHORT SHEETER MAINTAINED, MAKING CONVERSATION DIFFICULT DUE TO HIS HAVING TO KEEP JOGGING TO CATCH UP TO HER.

AND ON IN TO THE FOOD, WHICH THE GM HAD PREPARED, AND FIRST MATE SCUD HAD COOKED.

WHAT IS MORE PERFECT THAN A BEER AND A BURGER (WITH BEETROOT) AFTER A BUSH RUN/WALK?

THE GM TRIED TO SHAME A FEW PEOPLE INTO HARING FUTURE RUNS, AND NOW MOST OF THE YEAR IS ALLOCATED. MANY THANKS TO THE HARES FOR PUTTING ON A GREAT RUN

SO IT'S ON ON TO HONEYMOON AND DONGA'S ON 01 FEBRUARY. 

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